Chapter 1: The Beige Revolution
As the sun rises over the horizon of our collective unconscious, a peculiar phenomenon has been observed. A tidal wave of beige-ness has washed over our world, threatening to engulf all in its path.
It began with the proliferation of beige-colored everything: beige walls, beige furniture, beige clothes... even beige-colored thoughts.
Chapter 2: The Beige Industrial ComplexAs we navigate this beige-filled landscape, we've discovered that the Beige Empire is not just a product of chance; it's a deliberate design.
The Beige Overlords, as we've come to call them, have been manipulating the global supply chain to ensure that all aspects of life are infused with their signature color.
From the beige-colored pills we're forced to take for our morning medication to the beige-colored uniforms we're forced to wear in our workplaces...
Chapter 3: The Beige-ification of the Mind